You Are All Diseased is the 16th album and 11th HBO live broadcast stand-up special by comedian George Carlin, recorded on February 6, 1999, at the Beacon Theater in New York City.
"How's Everybody Doin'?" - 0:54
"Airport Security" - 8:02
"Fear of Germs" - 5:58
"Cigars" - 1:39
"Angels" - 1:10
"Harley-Davidson" - 1:23
"House of Blues" - 2:00
"Minority Language" - 2:12
"Man Stuff" - 5:23
"Kids and Parents" - 6:51
"TV Tonight" - 3:53
"Names" - 4:23
"Advertising Lullabye" - 2:37
"American Bullshit" - 2:39
"Businessmen" - 1:26
"Religion" - 2:06
"There is No God" - 8:37