Fans of the Week: Derby.
Score in CHiPS: Two.
Footballer Guest: Iffy Onoura (Swindon)
On the Phone:
-John Oster (Everton)
-Neil Redfearn (Charlton)
-Warren Barton (Newcastle)
-Sean Hardy (Leeds kitman)
Footballing Phono Nono's
1. Fowler/Le Saux war 2. Palace in turmoil 3. Beckham and Simeone 4. Chelsea on for treble 5. Leeds young guns 6. The millennium
Soccerette: Age 22, 5 foot 7, from Sheffield, supports Sheff Utd and is called Amber.
Soccer Locker: Michael Ball (Everton)
Can He Kick It? Guest: Stan Bowles (ex QPR, Man City etc)
Could He Kick It? No - the Cat saved it.