The Chaser's War on Everything - Season 2 Episode 12 Episode 38
8.0025 minutes
* Intro Joke; Spoiler result for tonights game: NSW 28 QLD 13
* Change of names; Craig - Michael Duffy, Chris - Gerard Henderson, Andrew - Janet Albrechtsen, Julian - Dalai Lama.
* Intro; John Howard praying for rain; Dalai Lama meeting the PM.
* If Life Were A Musical; Waiting for the doctor.
* Ad/Trailer; new directors for The Hobbit: Nick Giannopoulos - The Woggit, Woody Allen, Michael Moore.
* Stunt; Getting revenge on security guards.
* What have We Learned from Current Affairs this week? Anna's Segue of the Week - Dodgy Barcodes to Logies Fashions. Lesson 20: Chaser Stories including the Peter Meakin Booze Bus stunt and report.
* The Fixers; Cloning, which resulted in multiple George Pell's. Julian's Mobile, travelling to Mumbai, India for help.
* Mr. Ten Questions - Megan Gale.
* Porno Clichés - Stunt: Testing Clichés. Test 1: Handyman. Test 2: Pizza Boy. Test 3: Pool Boy.
* End of show joke : No More Material
* Song: The Filler Song performed by Andrew Hansen with the coda "Peter Meakin, what a pisshead!"